Diffs for AnnoyingQuote
|
??changed:
-
You can change the header quote by editing the last line of this page (or adding a comment). Don't add a final newline. Keep the items grouped for easier browsing, then *copy* your current choice to the bottom of the page.
Welcome to zwiki. Edit AnnoyingQuote to change
'Reality' is always plural and mutable.
Reality is a Rorschach ink-blot.
Reality is Silly-Putty.
I prefer to create for each hour the happiest, funniest, and most romantic reality tunnel consistent with the signals my brain apprehends.
A mark wants to be hypnotized. He wants to enter the world of magic, and he's willing to be swindled just to have a look at that world.
Never whistle while you're pissing.
Be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
Not all witches are cocksuckers, but all cocksuckers are witches.
If you don't pay attention to every little detail, you miss most of the jokes.
There is no governor anywhere. You are absolutely free.
There ain't no such thing as government interference.
The Magician defines a reality-mesh, and the Robot lives in it.
Only 14 physicists signed the petition against the burning of Reich's books in 1957.
The trick is to be independent but not let *them* know about it.
Challenge a remaining taboo.
We are all living in a novel.
A Universe is created by the participation of its participants.
Belief is the death of intelligence.
The map is not the territory.
The menu is not the meal.
Money is the Schrodinger's Cat of economics.
Do something hedonic today.
How can we live among so many wonders and not be overwhelmed by the sheer mystery of existence?
Do not, I beseech you, call up any that you cannot put down.
Communication is possible only between equals.
Surely you remember that we are n-dimensional?
Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.
In capitalism, man exploits man. In socialism, it's exactly the opposite.
They were all very nice men when their duty did not call upon them to perform such regrettable acts.
The convenience and comfort of planetside species has very little to do with the cosmic drama.
Cynics are primates who realize the monotonous life-death cycle of terrestrial life, but are not imaginative enough to conceive of future evolution after longevity and escape velocity has been attained.
A single ego is a very narrow view of the world.
Universe may be not only queerer than we think, but queerer than we *can* think.
Bureaucracies do not die when terminated; they change names.
Is the surface of the planet the right place for an expanding technological civilization?
Insanity is another viable alternative.
Sufficiently advanced cluelessness is indistinguishable from malice.
If someone does something that makes you crazy, it may be something that keeps them sane.
I think, therefore I am confused.
Society as we know it is based on torture and death, or the threat of torture and death.
If everyone could go into dhyana at will, nobody could be controlled: by fear of death, even.
Every individual is creator of his own universe.
Who is it that seeks the True Self?
One must still have chaos in one to give birth to a dancing star!
A Discordian is Prohibited from Believing what he reads.
There are trivial truths & there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
Fnord
My own talk should drive me into a state where everything is possible.
Ask a more beautiful question.
Center, Enter, Turn
Remember to Breathe
The first step in any emergency is to take your own pulse.
It's turtles, turtles, turtles, all the way down.
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
It's always a people problem.
Mistakes were made.
Drain the swamp.
Choose again.
Plunge in and quit.
Don't just do something, stand there.
Believe in Magic.
Have fun.
Go places you're not supposed to.
Face your fears.
It may look like a crisis, but it's only the end of an illusion.
She seemed grossly unfamiliar, like a strange woman who had yelled at him in a crowd.
Technicolor pachyderms are really too much for me.
Change your organization or change your organization.
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Whenever I have a problem dealing with someone, I notice that I am there.
Self trust is the first secret of success.
Everything human is at least a little bit broken.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
Drive out fear.
We are gods. We might as well get good at it.
A poem should be an axe for the frozen sea within.
Reality is the interval between 2 thoughts.
Feelings are facts.
It does not have to be this way.
The degree of a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting attitudes she can bring to bear on the same topic.
The first law of socializing: act like a host.
You can't help the patient and you can't help yourself by emoting.
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, delirious of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awwww!"
It's hard to solve a problem you're proud of.
The messenger didn't create the message.
Policy is just someone's opinion.
It's easier if you remember to be amused.
How will we know when we are done?
Maybe it's supposed to be this way.
Someday we'll look back on this and laugh. Why not now?
What was the question?
Trust everyone, and cut the cards.
Help others as they wish to be helped.
Grasp a solution, not a straw.
Don't just do something, stand there.
Hope is not a strategy.
If you keep hitting something, you must be aiming at it.
I die daily.
[243 more lines...]