(2005-09-29) The best God joke ever - and it's mine!

Emo Philips: The best God joke ever - and it's mine! This morning I received thrilling news: a joke I wrote more than 20 years ago has been voted the funniest religious joke of all time! In case you've missed it, here it is: Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?" He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?"....

cf Narcissism of small differences: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissism_of_small_differences