(2026-01-09) Long Be Retarded To Win At Life

Elisha Long: Be Retarded To Win At Life.

"Blessed is the mind too small for doubt." -Warhammer 40k

Retardmaxx your friend group. Do a 360° and moonwalk away from bad friends and people.

Retardmaxx your job. Quit your shitty dayjob, do a 360° and moonwalk out the front door.

Stop worrying about what will happen in the future and believe you will be able to figure it out along the way.

The IDIOT Is The Enemy Of The Retard

Anxious mothers and losers on the internet have trained us to seek security, safety, and avoid risk taking. This has turned us spiritually Lesbian. Stop trusting the science, stop looking at the stats, don't listen to the experts, don't wait for permission before acting. (do something; agency?)

Life is meant to be lived, life is meant to be explored, it is meant to be conquered. This is the life of a short bus conquistador.

Whoopsie your way through life. (two-way door)

Learn on the fly. Stumble through life and figure it out along the way. You have no excuses to stay trapped in a bad spot. Zero due diligence, max conviction. Lie on your resume. Get the job before you are qualified. Approach that girl before you are ready. Make that video, ship that article. Any thinking that stops you from being free will make you gay.

If you think about doing something, you are not doing anything. Thinking is very tiring, so you distract yourself from thinking by doing something that was not the thing you were thinking about doing in the first place. What a pickle.
The solution is to Retardmaxx.

Eat Ice Cream And Blast Bicep Curls

Play is the most important thing.

Play advances play. Having fun promotes more fun. Your intuition reveals to you what is truly joyful and provides meaning in your life. (infinite game)

We try to appear smart and intelligent, all while giving up on the things that would really unlock our inner genius. What the hell is the point of this life if you have no joy?

You are not playing the same game as everyone else. Their status symbols mean nothing. Their opinions are regurgitated. Their ambitions stem from fear. None of this will work for you, only you can find the right Meta for your life.

Stop Trying To Be Retarded And Be Retarded...

You don't need to be qualified. You don't need to look a certain way. You don't need a certain amount of money or big goals. You don't need 10% bodyfat. You don't need anything.

Retardmaxx and follow your intuition.

You need to have a "soon." Something that gets you pumped up. Be passionate about something even if The IDIOTS of the world call it cringe.

Ride the tiger

All quiet on the frontal lobe. Go forth and Retardmaxx