Gibbs' Rules

On the TV show NCIS, Jethro Gibbs provides words to live by in the form of Gibbs' Rules. (GameRule)

  • Rule #1: "Never let suspects stay together." Gibbs Alternate Rule #1: "Never screw over your partner."
  • Rule #3: "Don't believe what you are told; double-check." Alternate Rule #3: "Never be unreachable."
  • Rule #6: "Never say you're sorry."
  • Rule #9: "Never go anywhere without a knife." heh
  • Rule #11: "When the job is done, walk away."
  • Rule #16: "If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it."
  • Rule #23: "Never mess with a marine's coffee if you want to live."
  • Rule #28: "When you need help, ask."
  • Rule #35: "Always watch the watchers."
  • Rule #39: "There is no such thing as coincidences." Rule #39A: "There is no such thing as a small world."
  • Rule #40: "If it seems like someone is out to get you, they are."
  • Rule #45: "Clean up your own messes."

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